Someone was looking for Porn Movies Picture Settings on a Samsung LED TV

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Hello readers, while I was busy looking through my Analytics Organic keywords slightly over a day ago, I stumbled upon an interesting query. Who the fuck would look for “best picture settings for for watching porn on Samsung led TV?, and why would this person end up at my website? Not to mention the fact that you were hasty and typed down “for” twice.

Someone's searching for Porn Movie settings

Well, to say the least, this is what the site’s ranking for at the first page these days. On the contrary, Google Hummingbird and speculation about Google Big Daddy updates is roaming about. It means that sooner or later, the element of “keywords” will be eliminated; the entire process will take time. What? Why?? This is total nonsense – I know that’s what you’re thinking.

An Artist's View of Internet and Pornographic Content these Days

On the subject of keywords, I have never been a great admirer of them. They do help users locate information, but the element of “usefulness” is not there anymore. What we started ending up with was spammy keywords and naked name domains. Speaking of which, I was looking through this guy’s website, which is, I am guessing, a startup business of some sort.

What kind of a website name is this: dslrphotogrophaytechniques.net? Really, bro, you could have picked up a better one; smaller and ending up with a dot com.

Optimal Picture Settings for Watching Porn on Samsung LED TV:

Coming back to the main subject here, I’d like to help out the dude who was looking for those picture settings – bro, I don’t want to be a cock blocker, but since there are so many Samsung TVs out there, you can mention your TV’s specific model. Either you can comment on this post, or send me a mail at techguy@infinarium.com – i.e. if you are the shy type.

I did talk about picture settings in one of my recent Samsung TV reviews. Follow it as rough guidelines because there’s a little possibility that your TV’s features will match this one. Here you go pal:

Backlight=6(night)-16(day) with best backlight to use being 10-12

Movie Mode
BL 10
Cont 94
Bright 45
Sharp 0
Color 48
G/R 49/51
Pic Size – screen fit
Pic Options
Color temp – Warm 2
Film Mode Auto 2
Auto Motion Plus > Custon > Blur = 10, Judder = 0, Clear = off (NOTE: if you get stuttering, try turning it off custom and onto Clear)

Adv
Color Space – Auto
10 point WB – Off
White Balance:
ro 25
go 26
bo 26
rg 16
gg 25
bg 23

Black Tone=Off
Smart LED=Standard
Cinablack=On
Eco= Off
Dynamic Contrast=Off(using it can crush blacks too if not careful)

3D mode
Note: Press the 3D button on the remote and select 2D>3D to put the F8000 into the 3D mode

Turn off everything that says Auto to Off Except Film Auto2 in Picture Options

Movie Mode – Note 2D and 3D on the same HDMI Input have separate memories
Backlight 20
Contrast 100
Brightness 46
Sharpness 0
Color 50
Tint 50/50
Picture Size – Screen Fit

3D
Perspective 0
Frame Depth 5
Light Control > High

Advanced Mode – off, off, 0, and off

Color Space – Custom
R R38 G0 B6
G 15 23 9
B 9 0 51
Y 47 52 9
C 14 51 53
M 41 0 48

White Balance 27 29 28 0 8 50

10p White Balance – not accessible in 3D mode

Gamma -3

Picture Options
Color Temp Warm2
Dig Clean View – off
Mpeg – off
Film – Auto 2
Auto Motion Plus – Custom – Blur 10 – Judder 5 – LED Clear Motion Off(if having motion problems, try “clear)
Smart LED Off
Cinema Black Off

XBox: Game Mode on, HDMI Black Level: Normal, Standard Mode(I adjust the settings similar to what’s posted above, higher backlight.

By the way, these settings are not my own; I found them online. They work like a charm for Samsung UN55F8000 LED TV. The last bit of these settings mentions an Xbox 360. You can transfer some of your porn collection to the Xbox HDD and then watch it on the Samsung TV. I hear that in Game Mode, the stuff looks pretty vibrant. 

Note to Samsung: Guys, you should consider adding a separate section in the manual for pervs who are having trouble finding these settings. 

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Casey Nolan

About Casey Nolan

Hello everyone, I am Bilal Malik AKA 'Casey Nolan'; Head Editor and owner of 'Infinarium.Com'. For product reviews, article requests, recommendations, or if you just want to get something off your chest, send me an email at techguy@infinarium.com.

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