First off, the Chief Finance Officer: Fork Parker of Devolver Digital is so damn happy about Serious Sam 3, that he was recently quoted making a huge statement. The guy said, “Holy crap. I’m going for a boatload of cash off this game. If this comes out in Summer, my wife is totally getting the boob job she’s been asking for.”
Yikes, didn’t know that games were such a “Serious” business for Parker and his family. Tit job off of a game’s profit stream? C’mon are you serious man? If so, you didn’t have to be so open about it. Anyway, the good news about fans and followers of Serious Sam 3 is that they’re in for confirmatory news regarding the release of this epic title.
The developers have announced the inclusion of multiplayer mode, 16 Player Co-Op, an Egyptian landscape (I wonder what Serious Sam is doing in Egypt these days), and a truckload of different Combo moves.
Take a look at the appended screenshots to get an idea of how Serious this game’s gonna be. They’re “purdy”: